soup is the best tbh nothing fills you up like an enormous bowl of soup and it’s not a bloaty full either it’s like a warm soothing full that hugs you from the inside
The gatsby movie is even more awesome when you’re drunk
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
Could probably stretch that up to 35 tbh(via robosuplex)