The gatsby movie is even more awesome when you’re drunk
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
Could probably stretch that up to 35 tbh(via robosuplex)
"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
- 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
- 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
- 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?