I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

im still laughing at this

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things

The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story. Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog) Tuesday May 21 @ 08:58pm

My most visited pages according to chrome. This adequately explains my life.

Tuesday May 21 @ 06:01pm

The Tangential: Ten Kinds of Book People It’s Impossible to Have a Conversation With

thetangential:

The Book Clubber. This person can’t stop talking about The Kite Runner, The Devil in the White City, The Help, and Gone Girl. Airport bookstores meet all her needs. You suspect that books not containing discussion guides terrify her.

The Fast Reader. He likes books that you can read…

This is actually incredibly accurate…

Tuesday May 21 @ 11:11am

womaninterrupted:

jernmulern:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

Jupids tho

Tuesday May 21 @ 10:56am

Monday May 20 @ 09:09pm

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | Speaking from one generation to another.

Monday May 20 @ 09:04pm

Monday May 20 @ 12:10pm

Monday May 20 @ 11:10am